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I was once reprimanded at work for telling my boss that I'd said to a Pakistan-based supplier - whose accent was somewhat impenetrable - that I couldn't understand him on the phone so I had asked if he wouldn't mind communicating over email instead (especially important as I'm an IT developer and you've got to get these things right first time). My [white/English boss] had a major problem with this but the Pakistani supplier thought it quite funny and agreed instantly. Needless to say his written English when we did communicate was better than any of my colleagues'. I asked what I was supposed to do when I can't understand someone - what are my other options, really? - and just got the response "well you just can't say that". Imagine the difference in reaction had my contact been German and I'd asked the same question! You can't even be innocently honest without some implication of some ism or other being involved. What happened to impartial consideration of peoples' motives? Does it always have to be evil?!
Name and Address Supplied
29.05.08
My friends erected a St George flag in support of the England football team at a recent game. Shortly afterwards a council official arrived and told them to take the flag down as a complaint had been received by immigrant neighbours of theirs that it was causing them offence. My friends reluctantly removed their flag. A short time afterwards, the neighbours who had made the complaint erected a flag of their own country, but when my friends complained to the council they were told "Sorry, there's nothing we can do." Name and Address Supplied
24.05.08
When I was at school I had a dispute with a girl in a lesson. I sat down in the chair at which I always sat and the girl in question demanded (not asked) that I let her sit there as she wanted to be near her friend. This girl was extremely volatile and when I refused she attempted to use force to get me off the chair. She was screaming with rage. It ran through my mind that her behaviour was like that of a wild animal and I remarked "Get back in your cage". Now, this girl was black. Because of this comment I was sent out the class and hauled up in front of the sanctimonious deputy head, who accused me of racism and lectured me about the legacy of slavery. The whole thing was lost on me. The girl meanwhile never saw it as a 'racist' incident and was treated as a victim and not admonished at all even though it was she who had committed a physical assault. Name Supplied
21.05.08
My parents were on a cruise in the Caribbean and, on the way, they were showing the movie 'The Queen'. During the movie, each time the word God was used, they bleeped it out. They even did it during the national anthem! Name Supplied
25.02.08
I was told by a prospective employer that taking me on could be difficult as they need to up their ethnic quota.  How bad is that? Name Supplied
20.12.07
Tonight I am going to watch a Nativity Play - one of those events the PC brigade are anxious to ban. In this play Ali, the son of my colleague Nazir is playing the part of one of the Kings. Ali is absolutely delighted and so are his parents. Ali has been telling me what he is getting for Christmas and has promised to make me a Christmas card. Ali and his parents are Muslims and have invited me for a meal to celebrate Eid on 20th December. If the PC brigade who want to ban events such as nativity plays actually got off their backsides and out of their offices and met a Muslim, they would find that they are not in the slightest bit offended by Christian celebrations. I know that I will receive a Christmas card from all my Asian colleagues and our office party is timed to celebrate both Christmas and Eid and all concerned will have a great time whilst celebrating each others festivities. We have all festively decorated our office and Abdul even bought the Christmas tree out of his own pocket.  The PC brigade are a waste of time and money and if ever anybody could create a real life Room 101 - they would be the first thing in it. (I know that it's not politically correct to show a preference of one group over another but that's why we are here so shove "em in) Peter Dunn
Lancashire
11.12.07
I am a nurse who works in an NHS hospital, and on the walls at various points in the hospital, I have recently noted some posters informing the public that 'verbal or physical abuse of our staff could result in prosecution'.  As one of the said staff group that needs 'protecting', I have no problem with prosecution for physical assault; but verbal abuse could easily be dealt with by ejection from the hospital or refusal of treatment - so why criminalise speech??  I grew up in an age when we learnt the basic truth that 'sticks and stones can break the bones, but names can never hurt'.  It seems that the PC brigade have trouble with this simple adult concept.  I for one will be contacting those responsible and informing them that this has not been done in my name. Dave Winstanley 
Rotherham
29.11.07
I overheard a teacher at my College explaining that it is non pc to describe a female actor as an actress - as apparently the first actresses hundreds of years ago were actually prostitutes. How many people know that, and how many actresses care?  Unfortunately, this sort of nonsense is rife in educational institutions where a whiteboard has to be called a 'wipeboard' a brainstorm a 'thoughtshower' etc.  It is ridiculous, creativity-stifling, and against our basic right of free speech. Why should anyone change their entire vocabulary just because it might offend someone. Well, PC Brigade, I am offended that you are trying to enforce your ideas and rules onto everyone else.  On the plus side, this pc nonsense is so ludicrous it is mildly entertaining. Alison Jones
St Helens
26.11.07
I am a 16-year old AS student who, partly due to political interest, came across this site a few weeks ago. I was completely shocked at some of the extremes ordinary people have encountered concerning the undemocratic, anti-freedom of speech ideology they call political correctness. Luckily, I thought, I live in an area where the views are fairly very traditional, so the Newspeak would probably reach us last.

Or perhaps not! In my sociology class at school, I burst into laughter, along with the rest of the class when the teacher said we were going to do a "thoughtshower". The teacher herself was giggling just by the look on all of our faces, but adamant to "use the term she had been briefed by the head". Apparently, 'brainstorm' is offensive to epilepsy sufferers - have you ever heard anything as ridiculously inane?! Everybody has a brain, and NOBODY considers 'brainstorm' offensive!

Political correctness must be the only authoritarian, racist, and discriminatory ideology that supposedly opposes authoritarianism, racism, and discrimination. What a joke!
Leon Georgiou
Leicestershire
05.11.07
One Sunday afternoon in Bexleyheath, I saw a policeman running towards my front door. I let him in and he charged towards my back garden looking for car thieves that had abandoned a vehicle and were now hiding in gardens. Within minutes he was joined by 5 colleagues, a dog and their helicopter overhead. No one was found but on leaving I ask the officer for a description. "He's bla..." stopping himself before the "ck" are added. I was then left with a description of someone without the single most noticeable feature being officially given i.e. the colour of his skin. How did we reach this stage? David Grant
Kent
04.11.07
I used to work for Glasgow City Council. As a designer, I was asked to design a circular arrangement of religious symbols to be attached to glass doors in the Scottish Gallery at the Museum of Religious Life and Art.  I put the Christian cross at the top, partly because of my own leanings, but also because Scotland has been Christian for centuries and even today Christianity remains the main religion in Scotland. Needless to say, I was asked to remove it from the top so as not to offend non-Christians and to replace it with the 'neutral' Buddhist symbol. Jeff Fallow
Fife
03.11.07
I went into Costa coffee and asked for a black coffee, and the guy on the counter refused to serve me because I asked for a "black" coffee. Craig
Peterborough
02.11.07
As you may have noticed my surname is Black.....should I change my name to Mrs Rainbow (a la baa baa rainbow sheep)..... I think NOT :o) Sharron Black
13.09.07
At the London University College where I teach, every year all staff are required (forced by command of the Principal) to attend a half day course of instruction (brain-washing) about diversity & equality awareness. The same drivel is repeated every year - and is further dumbed down (if that's possible) by being acted out as playlets by untalented actors. Name and Address Supplied
12.09.07
Two families who have lived next door to each other for over fifteen years and have always been close recently have not spoken since a heated argument where one family accused their neighbour's dog of being racist because he barked at their daughter's new boyfriend who is black.

Apparently the evidence that the dog is racist is that normally the dog is well mannered, friendly towards all and never barks - until recently when their daughter's boyfriend came round!

Name Supplied
20.04.07
A woman in her early sixties - called "M" here - has, for most of her working life been a nurse but more recently became the warden of sheltered housing for the elderly.

She is now working at the third such accommodation since she started.  The home in question is local authority run.  Most of its clientele are ex-council house tenants.  They are, for the most part, a cheerful and unpretentious crowd.  They get on well with each other, and with M.

Except, that is, for one old man, who is a miserable piece of work.  Among his many antisocial habits is a noisy and foul-mouthed racism.  His fellow-residents despise him, but put up with him, in their tolerant way.

Now, it came to pass that a new potential resident was lined up.  M had to speak to this man and go through his details, in order to send a report to head office.  She wrote that she considered him to be eminently suitable, but that there was one problem.  As this good fellow had a black skin, trouble could be expected from the aforementioned racist.

You might think that she would have been failing in her duty of care, not least to the black man, if she had not drawn this unfortunate circumstance to the attention of her superiors.  But that is not the way they saw it.  They accused her of racism, and hauled her before a disciplinary tribunal.  She is naturally very distressed, and has decided that now is the time to retire.  Much as I would like to see her stand and fight, I appreciate her point of view.

By the way, in her younger days, M had a number of black gentleman friends. This story has no amusing side at all and, although the lady in question does not want to be named, I do feel it is something people should be made aware of.
Name and Address Supplied
13.03.07
When visiting our daughter and her new baby in Aberdeen Royal Infirmary I inquired whether her husband had arrived.  We were severely ticked off for the use of the word "husband" which is viewed as pejorative.  New mothers do NOT have husbands, they have PARTNERS.
The guy I work with is my partner, but we don't make babies together.  Give me a break.
Ian Forrest
Kincardineshire
03.02.07
I realised that PC was getting a bit crazy from stories I had seen in the paper, but it really annoyed me last week when playing a live show. Our band's typical dress sense is all white suits with black ties and shoes, whereas our Asian drummer wears the opposite. After we had played, two of the PC brigade from the audience spoke to me about how it was racist that our Asian drummer is forced to wear black. He found it laughable, where I was seriously annoyed. Name Supplied
Warwickshire
10.01.07
I heard about your website this morning and thought I would take a look. Having read through just a small number of stories I found myself getting more and more angry with the stupidity of PC, this just has to stop.  As a woman of 50+, I have worked in several different industries, one of which was the motor trade. I was mercilessly taken the mickey out of by the mechanics and salesmen, with me being the only woman. Far from being offended by this it gave me good grounding for my future work, it was great to have the "banter", and some of the I am still friends with some 30 years later. It's no wonder that the art of conversation is dying rapidly, people are too afraid to open their mouths. One last thing Christmas time is Christmas time and NOT a winter festival. Name Supplied
14.12.06
I work as a civilian for the the thin blue line. We're already institutionally racist (nobody has bothered to re-examine this conclusion in the wake of the revelation that one of the officers in the Stephen Lawrence enquiry was taking bungs to suppress evidence). In today's paper it was revealed that the government is going to accuse schools of being institutionally racist as well. The backlash for the police has involved them virtually turning themselves inside out trying to appear inclusive and diverse. Not one of them simply said "No we're not" and got on with the business of policing. Download our diversity policy and it will bring tears to your eyes (not only because its about 80 pages long). We have about 5 people employed full time just dealing with diversity issues. The legacy of PC for a whole generation will be the utter destruction of individual ability to reason and recognise common sense. Who wants us so paranoid that we wait for someone else to feed us our thoughts and opinions? Who wants us to listen and watch everyone around us in case we have the opportunity to perceive offence? 
Name supplied
11.12.06
At Lord Bath's estate recently I noticed yellow signs under the trees.  Huge oak's that have been there for hundreds of years.  On closer inspections the signs were warning people not to sit under the trees as something might fall on them!!!!! 
David Barrow
Hampshire
07.12.06
As Chairman of my Residents Association, I was making a presentation before the Council's (So'ton) Licensing Panel and wished to describe the customer base of a local Public House so the Panel could properly consider our objections.  Seeking to describe what was and is, a diverse customer mix made up of locals, students, Easter Europeans and others, I used the word "ethnic" to try to describe and illustrate the difficulties the landlord had from time to time in trying to control these disparate groups.  I was immediately shouted down by a member of the panel who refused to allow me to continue giving evidence, saying "we do not allow that sort of language here"!  Actually, I was trying to complement the licensee on his control of the premises and the inference taken (I assume) that I may have been referring to non caucasians was in fact quite wrong.  Even so, what would have been unreasonable in the use of the word, "ethnic"?  I despair!
Jerry Gillen
Southampton
06.12.06
I was in a pub recently with a group of friends.  One of the people I was with is black and he asked if anybody wanted a game of pool.  He went on to say that the game of pool is racist because it involves a white ball 'hitting' a black ball.  He was joking of course, and we all found it quite funny.  If only a member of the PC brigade was there to witness it.  It just goes to show that the people who are apparently supposed to be offended find the whole thing just as ridiculous and are happy to poke fun at the PC brigade as well.  Political correctness is just offensive and patronising to the minority groups we are supposed to be helping.
Name and Address Supplied
04.12.06
The nature of my work involves a lot of political correctness, I thought I had seen and heard it all but now we have been told that we cannot ask colleagues if they have a girlfriend or if they are married. It seems that homosexuals would feel discriminated against if they were asked such questions, in fact the handout we got stated that asking such questions was "a clumsy attempt to identify a persons sexual orientation". Silly me, there was me thinking it was small talk. All these years I've been victimising people and didn't even know it!
Name Supplied
03.12.06
My wife was working as a Teacher at a college in Bradford. The school decided that the Christmas Party was "inappropriately" named.  The new name for the Christmas Party was the "Winter Festival".  Those members of staff who opposed this change were threatened with disciplinary action if they refused to support the change.
Granville Crossley
Yorkshire
30.11.06
I was working for Southampton University as a temp a couple of years ago and I referred to a guy from China as a 'Chinaman' only for the head of department to give me a severe rollicking for being racist! Can someone please tell me what is racist about 'Chinaman' as opposed to 'Englishman', 'Frenchman' or 'Scotsman'? When I put that question to her she got irate. It's PC nonsense and is utterly PATHETIC! People like this woman and others of her ilk need to wake up and get in the real world.
Faith Jordan
Hampshire
27.11.06
I have just put up a sign in my office that reads "Political Correctness has no place in my office however, open and frank discussions are accepted"  -  just waiting for my Line Manager to see it!!! Should be fun as he is PC.
Richard Underhill
Devon
18.11.06
Lorraine Rogers refers to herself as "Chairman" of Tranmere Rovers... not "Chairperson" or "Chairwoman". Alistair
Gloucestershire
10.11.06
Recently I attended a private Halloween party. It was organized by a couple of blokes at work and was well attended. I dressed up as a bit of coal wearing a shiny black shirt and trousers and blacked out my face and hair. Of course many photos were taken. A colleague collected photos together and posted them on our work server so we could all see them. The upper administration saw them and I now have to undergo 'cultural sensitivity training' because I offended black people. Apparently dressing up as coal at a fancy dress party is racially hostile. We had no control as to who took our pictures, we were also free to dress up whichever way we chose. I am so angry with this politically correct rubbish that has infiltrated every part of society but if I protest too strongly I will lose my job.


Name Supplied
09.11.06
I live in a Muslim country - I have no Western contacts here - all my friends being Malay, Chinese or Indian.  Here the local people complain openly about illegal immigrants or the crimes being committed by foreigners without fear of being dubbed racist.  My wife and I are again looking forward to Christmas in Penang - much better than in Politically Correct Britain . There will be Christmas songs and carols played in all the shopping malls, along with models of Santa and his reindeer. There will be Christmas Greetings offered by Muslim security men in the supermarkets and, if one of the local hotels is true to form, the Santa - complete with white beard, will be as black as "The Earl of Hell's waistcoat " as my father would have said.  We will - like all the stores - have our Christmas tree with presents for friends and family (mostly non-Christian).  There will be Christmas cards sent to me from devout Buddhists.  I just arrived back from Perak a couple of hours ago and, when in one gift shop there, the young Muslim saleswoman, dressed in Malay baju with tudong (headscarf) showed me a group of tiny pig ornaments which she considered "cute!"  I am not offended when people here speak of Orang Puteh (white people).  They say that their own skin is dark with the sun.  We have recently had Muslim Hari Raya and Indian Deepavali celebrations and I greeted my Muslim and Indian friends and  contacts accordingly.  My view is that Britain is in a downward spiral and will have a revolution within a few years because of the way the natives - yes natives - are being subjugated by this and previous governments and by the lawyers who are making fortunes out of this P.C. culture.
Name Supplied
Malaysia
04.11.06
I did an acting course and part of that included dialect coaching. When I used to practice talking in different accents in my job at a nursery school I was told I had better not do that in case any parents with an accent other than English thought I was imitating them.  Silly or what?
J Royston
London
03.11.06
Quick and to the point. University. Student group email to arrange a gathering. Powers that be (Equality and Diversity people) censored mail and words 'bacon roll' had to be removed. Students are allowed to eat bacon rolls. They had to order a number of rolls from canteen, by email, without using phrase 'bacon roll'! Would this be worth nominating for a prize or am I just too insensitive to the offence the words 'bacon roll' may cause?
Christian Hawker
Northampton
01.11.06
The monthly news letter that is circulated at work last month contained the announcement that the "C" word is no longer to be used. The "C" word in question was "Christmas". No staff are allowed to send Christmas cards and the company Christmas party that is held yearly in London has been replaced by a staff awards presentation. During this presentation every office will get an award with nobody excluded. 

Directly below this announcement was a page and a half description of Ramadan with a reminder of how important it was to respect the beliefs of all muslims, especially at this time of year.

Simon Evans
Plymouth
17.10.06
I worked for a while as a labourer on a building site in West Yorkshire. At the start of my time working there I had to attend a health and safety talk and run down of the site rules. So far so good - they are dangerous places to work. Towards the end of the talk the issue of workmen not being allowed to remove their tops or to shout or whistle things at female passers by was addressed. Health and safety joining the force of political correctness in mutual smug satisfaction. I smiled and nodded and signed the paperwork confirming I would comply and then went to work.  After about 90 minutes I was called to the site office to discuss my behaviour.  I informed the management that I had broken no rules and they finally had to admit defeat and reluctantly I was allowed back to work.  Once working I continued to work wearing just my bra (on top) and heckle male passers by to the delight of many and the frustration of the other workers.

Being female I feel I struck a blow for their ridiculous attempts at political correctness and would beg any builder or building company out there to remember that being whistled at is a compliment that can make someone's day not cause offence to half the population!
Jeanne Riggs
Matlock
12.10.06
The Royal is on television on Sunday at 8.00 p.m. It is set in the 60’s. On Sunday 1st a nurse took blood from a child and prior to the needle entering his arm said “you’ll just feel a little scratch” which is modern political correctness. It is also inaccurate and would not have been used in the 60’s. The accurate warning should be “you’ll just feel a little prick”, so why not use it.
Martin Dixon
05.10.06
I recently attended a meeting of the Harrow Bus Panel where, surprise surprise, we discussed local bus routes. Attending were a couple of PC worthies from Transport for London (Gridlock for London). One of the subjects was the signage on buses, i.e. destinations. One of our bus routes is circular so to denote the direction (clockwise or anti-clockwise) they have different numbers H8 and H9. BOTH have "Harrow" as the destinations. When I asked why no mention of the stops in between i.e. via what, I was told by said semi-sentient XX-chromosomed Transport for London satrap, that the smaller font was "Not Accessible" to the "sight impaired". I asked how "accessible" it was that no-one could read where the bloody hell the bus was going and via where? I just about restrained myself from leaping over the tables and removing her trachea by pure force of hands and teeth. Said non-male self-righteous lackey just could not get it through her skull that a partially sighted person could actually ask someone what the sign on the bus said. Meanwhile we will still have to guess, because you cannot reason with a brainwashed PC "official" moron. Meanwhile said non-XY-homo-alleged-sapiens got quite shirty with me as if I was some sort of sub-species. P.S. I thought that I would use gender neutral descriptions for the non-testicle adorned semi-evolved hominid, so as not to offend anyone... What a load of male-oblate-spheroids!!!
Cllr Jeremy Zeid
Harrow
04.10.06
I am 15 years old and I am currently attending Salesian College in Farnborough. Thank goodness that this is a normal, 1950s/60s style school with strict rules and boundaries. Another great thing is that they are strictly Catholic Christian - and the Headmaster is not afraid to say so. I am shocked at these stories of schools and companies not allowing themselves to celebrate Christmas and other festivals for various reasons. Sure, Salesian Col's ritualised religion is not everyone's style, but at least it stands for traditional values and isn't making way for Hindus, Muslims etc.
Gavril Postnikov
Aldershot
02.10.06
My brother was on a residential care home course for a local authority and was told off when getting a cup of coffee. He'd asked for a white coffee and was told to ask for coffee with milk.
Jack Henderson
18.09.06
Once, when in Year 8 at school, we were read a politically correct version of Three Little Pigs, or should I say, Three Vertically Challenged Swine and it was the biggest load of rubbish I have ever heard.
Ashleigh Dodds
Gateshead
18.09.06
An email mailshot which was sent to literally hundreds of thousands of customers by the company which I work for was rejected by several County Council email addresses as it contained the name of the (apparently racist) flower "Black Violet".... Quite how anyone could find this offensive is beyond me. People need to take a major reality check in my opinion - How, if a colour is contained within the NAME of something, be it a black flower, a black car, or a black pair of trousers be offensive when it is in no way derogatory? I don't see anyone complaining when something is pre-fixed with the word "White"!
Name supplied
14.09.06
I am Catholic and my wife is Muslim. She is the one who gets the Christmas tree sorted out and ensures that Christmas cards are sent to our friends and respective families. My wife's mum is very devout but always sends a card at Christmas. Our children have piggy banks and read happy pig type fairytales. We have been to city farms and have told my children that pig is very happy because he knows you are not going to eat him! My wife thought it was funny as well! I am very active is disability issues and used to have a brother in arms who was totally blind. He used to always sign off meetings by saying "see you all soon!"
Kenneth Smith
14.09.06
While working for a large, multinational software company, I arrived one morning to find a letter on my desk. The letter advised me that, should I encounter any politically incorrect behaviour in my team, I could anonymously propose diversity training for the person concerned. Everyone in the company (5000+ people) received the same letter on the same day.  The diversity training course was 2 weeks long and took place at the company's training centre in Mountain View, California.  Oddly enough, although I worked in a close knit team of 5 people from a number of different backgrounds, by the end of the year, all 5 of us had been mysteriously volunteered by each other for 2 weeks in sunny California! The trainer told everyone on the first day that the whole course was voluntary and we didn't have to attend any day that we didn't feel was appropriate for us...you can guess the rest!
Tim Nicholls
Buckinghamshire
11.09.06
Due to Political Correctness I lost out on a job because I didn't fill the Ethnic Minorities quota. The funny thing is my Great Grandfather married someone from the Spanish Basque area and so I inherited dark skin and brown eyes but still regard myself as a white British male
Name and Address Supplied
11.09.06
I think that humour is sometimes the best way of dealing with Political Correctness.
Recently I had to attend a consultation at hospital before a minor operation.  A Nurse had to fill in a form about my previous medical history. It was very detailed and at the end of a long questionnaire I was asked about my ethnic origin, by this time I had enough of questions and decided to add a little humour. In reply to the nurse I said I was unsure of my ethnic origin and asked if there was an "I don't Know section" I explained I got a sun tan very easily and that my mother had told me that one of my grandfathers was possibly Moroccan and this made me unsure which ethnic group I could place myself. The nurse did find the situation amusing and asked me if I would mind being classified as white, which with some thought I eventually agreed.
Frank Walton
Cumbria
07.09.06
I was informed at my office today we now cannot make 'ageist' comments or celebrate birthdays by putting a 'Happy 40th/50th birthday' banner, balloons etc on our colleagues desks.  The usual quips about the number of candles on a birthday cake is now outlawed. Also our job application forms  will no longer have a date of birth section either.   GIVE ME STRENGTH!
Name and Address Supplied
06.09.06
I worked for Lewisham Business Rates section for 4 years in the early 1990's. I can assure everyone that reads this that the biggest non-payers were either Nigerian, Asian or Turkish. I don't say there weren't any non-paying white people but the majority were the one's previously mentioned.

The council's attitude was to go softly, softly with these people and to do it by the book for the white people. This was never put in writing but we had verbal instructions on every case and this is what happened.

Isn't this racist?
John Evans
Wales
04.09.06
In the process of registering on the website to give my views on the issue of public funding for political parties (http://forum.partyfundingreview.gov.uk) one of the questions asked was, "To which of these ethnic groups do you consider you belong?"  It was compulsory to answer this question if you wanted to register and thus take part in the process.  I refused to do so sending an e-mail to Sir Harden Phillips (who is in charge of the project) explaining why.  On checking back later in the day the question was no longer mandatory!
Colin Pritchard
Northants
02.08.06
The centre of Bristol is currently undergoing a major redevelopment to create a huge state of the art shopping Mall.  The proposed name 'Merchants Quarters' was soon dropped after a local 'community leader' expressed horror at this 'celebration of Bristol's slave trading history' (What??!!). Can anyone guess the tenuous PC connection? Well historically some Bristol Merchants utilised slave workers in their West Indies plantations so naturally the term 'Merchant' is now the latest victim of the PC witch hunt. Unfortunately Bristol City Council is too weak willed to follow this capitulation to its logical conclusion: the prohibition of all commercial transactions in case they offend anyone by reminding them of more oppressive times! Maybe you might like to call in on 'Equal Opportunities Transaction Empowerment Executives Quarters' next time your in Bristol? (No probably not!)
Anonymous
02.08.06
A friend of mine called had a call from the police one day.  Would she please go down to the station as they wanted to ask her some questions.  Her 11 year old son had told friends at school that his mother had smacked him in the face and he had a slight mark to prove it.  This mark was due to a rash he had and he was lying to get attention from his friends.  The school had contacted the police.
 
My friend, who loves children and has fostered them for many years, arrived at the police station to be told she was under arrest.  They stripped her of her jewellery and locked her in a police cell while a panel decided whether the story was true.  She was absolutely mortified and distressed.  She spent at least an hour sobbing in the cell.   Eventually, she was let out and told that she was free to go as they believed her story that her son was lying.   However, they insisted that her son didn't sleep in the family home that night.   Senior social workers contacted her the following day to say that they were taking her foster child away from her - even though she had been found innocent.   It was at least six months before they returned and said her name was clear and she could continue with fostering. 
 
Whatever happened to being innocent until proved guilty?  I am angry that this happened to her as she was left with stress for many weeks, suffering recurrent nightmares. 
Name and Address Supplied
29.07.06
As a school pup... sorry, LEARNER on the autistic spectrum, I was disgusted to hear that the term "autistic spectrum disorder" had been replaced with the less offensive "autistic spectrum CONDITION!"

Also, my sister went into a cafe in Sheffield city centre a number of years ago and requested a "black coffee". She was told it was a "coffee without milk".
Anonymous
20.07.06
Fantastic site!  As an ex-teacher, the current climate gives no end of scope for the most ridiculous examples of pc gone mad society...  we (as a staff) were instructed that the following were "banned" - the whiteboard, marking work in red (too aggressive, use green instead), ALWAYS put a positive comment ("target") on the LEARNER's (not pupil's) work, lest they feel victimised/undervalued/ridiculed.... do you note my good use of PC vocab here?  No child could be photographed (so I refused to be too, for any reason), no child could be touched, shouted at, spoken to without the presence of another grown up... (which in this day and age and blame culture was fair enough to protect us as teachers...), no-one can be stupid/silly/an idiot.... no-one is "slow" or "remedial", they are in "learning support"....  I could go on forever!  By the way, I work in a bar now, and say whatever I feel like....
Paul Scott
Sunderland
17.07.06
I am a Police Officer of 17 yrs service - I could write a book! but in a nutshell your comments are totally true...in fact the tip of the iceberg.  I am Irish.  When a riot training trainer said to me 'you are a paddy from Belfast, you make the petrol bombs!!' I thought it was hilarious and I obliged...we all laughed...UNTIL... twelve years later we were given 'diversity training'.  And who was doing the training?? You've guessed it, the same instructor (looking for a promotion). He asked for an example of 'racism' we had experienced and I mentioned the 'fascist, racist and downright bully of a public order instructor'! He thought it was 'disgusting' until I reminded him who it was!!......
Name and Address Supplied
07.07.06
I work for a university in London and my colleagues and myself have all been informed we have to attend a compulsory "Equality and Diversity Training" course. I replied that my 30 years of growing up in South London have taught me more about these issues than a poorly run patronising pile of offensive rubbish which they so happily refer to as "Both fun, refreshing and educational".
Anonymous
London
21.06.06
The University of Central England (Birmingham) has published a 2006 calendar. Diwali, Festival of Eid, Hannukah etc are all in there. Fair enough. Try looking for Easter of Christmas though!!!!!
Paul Gardener
Midlands
14.06.06
I was reading through the latest Cabinet minutes when I espied the following - was this from April 1st?: 

(11)  in conjunction with (10) above, a Real Nappy Officer be recruited, on a two-year contract, to promote the take-up of reusable nappies by parents, the health service and baby-care professionals.

Permit me to make some observations.  We have an enormous black-hole in the budget and have pledged to keep costs and recruitment under control. A "Real Nappy Officer" is precisely the sort of non-job malarkey that makes Council and the like a laughing stock and attracts public contempt. This position will not be confined to the salary, but covers pensions, office staffing and other on-costs. Harrow does NOT need a RCNS/USTTP (Reusable Crappy Nappy Supremo/ Urine Soaked Terry Towel Promoter).

Considering the current water constraints, how will this look when tens of thousands of washing machines are operating several extra cycles to wash the aforementioned soiled nappies? How much energy will be wasted drying the notoriously water retentive terry-towelling in the event of a tumble dryer being used. Will we then appoint a "Real Outdoor Washing Line Usage Coordinator" and a "Clothes Peg Safe Usage Officer"???  I know that we have a landfill problem, but the cost of the Infant Waste Product Reuseable Absorbant Material Operative is, I suspect, more than the landfill for all of the nappies in the entire borough. This is something I cannot support in the same way that I am totally unconvinced of the necessity of several hundred thousand pounds worth of "Local Area Champions" and the oncosts, "Teenage Pregnancy Coordinators" and other positions that should be considered for deletion. 

UPDATE: The position of Real Nappy Officer is no longer in existence following objections such as this!

Cllr Jeremy Zeid
Harrow
06.06.06
On July 8th 2005 I decided to fly a British flag from my car due to my heartache and solidarity with the victims of the London bombings. The police pulled me over and told me that it could be considered racist and that I must take it down . Almost in tears I explained I was doing it for the people who were killed by terrorist scumbags. The policeman just said that I had to take it down or he would arrest me for racial incitement. 
Jimmy Cohen
31.05.06
Last night I went to the Theatre Royal to hear the opera "The Marriage of Figaro".  Low and behold PC has even got there as on the corner of the stage stood a woman in black giving sign language of the Opera.  It's an OPERA are they for real. I left at the interval so can't tell how she coped with the main chorus.
Graham Lester
Cumbria
17.05.06
I work for a large Blue Chip company in Slough, we've just heard a rumour, we're being called to a meeting about Respect for your fellow worker, one of the main points is....they are banning us from greeting fellow workers with a handshake.
Anonymous
Berkshire
16.05.06
While living in Canada and working for Pottery Barn we were told not to say Merry Christmas but happy holidays. I called a black board a black board and was told that I must never say this again as it is racially offensive. I was also told that I could not wear my cross because it might offend our Muslim workers.  Did anyone think that I might be offended?  I think not.
Heather
28.04.06
I was just in my local chemist (Moss Chemists LTD) while waiting for a prescription a teenager came in put a can of Lynx deodorant on the counter...and was asked for IDENTIFICATION! Apparently it is Moss Chemists LTD policy not to sell aerosols to under 16's ...but come on give me a break the lad only wanted to smell nice and was going to use it for its intended purpose SNIFFING IT!
Chris Bell
Derbyshire
24.04.06
I used to lecture at a museum (St Albans) on the Roman Army - that is my field of academic expertise. I had lectured many times and always showed props from the film Gladiator to which I was an unofficial advisor via a close friend of mine who was the paid expert. I did this gladly. However imagine my horror when I was unceremoniously ejected (manhandled) out of the museum by their Museums Director and later sacked for....wait for it....teaching a military subject to children.... This was what they had come to hear about and also because I told a child who asked if soldiers die in war that yes sadly they sometimes did. Very good site too - keep it up !!!!
Guy Richard Leven-Torres
Surrey
23.04.06
I am 17 and have spent 8 years of school in the Middle East.  My younger brother when he was 7 years old did a Christmas "Festive Period" concert at school. They were singing the song "Little Donkey" but had to change the lyrics to "Little Donkey, carry Lucy" instead of Mary. This was in a British School and in case the religious name offended people!
Name Supplied
21.04.06
My friend tried to buy a crucifix on a necklace for her Mother's birthday but was told by the shopkeeper that they no longer stock crucifixes because they believe they are offensive to Muslims.  They said that they thought that most other jewellers will be following suit.  This has to be one of the worst examples of how all this political correctness tosh is affecting one's freedom of choice and what you should believe in. Name Supplied
21.04.06
I can't celebrate Christmas at work because it might offend my fellow colleagues of other faiths.  Sentiments on our Crimbo cards at work have to be Seasons Greetings rather than merry Christmas. Even the King of Saudia sends Crimbo cards saying Merry Christmas. Britain is and has been for many eons a Christian country, if we travel to other parts of the world we respect and abide by their laws, others should do the same when they come here to live or visit.  Whilst at school in Norwood, London, non Muslim girls were not allowed to wear trouser summer or winter but Muslim girls were, sorry but that is discrimination, bar bar black sheep is a long run national nursery rhyme, it has no racist meaning as there are black sheep or should I be PC and say coloured or dark sheep! Hah.  Just by talking against illegal immigration we are labelled racist even though many immigrants are actually white.  I like black coffee, it is actually black.  I could go on and on and on.
 
Name and Address Supplied
18.04.06
I work for a government funded training company and am sick of being 'told off' because I am not politically correct.  I am not racist, I am not against equal opportunities, but I am sick of things being unequal in favour of all minority groups.  I am a white, hetro, able bodied female.  For example, I suggested using the union flag as a graphic for a promotion and was told it may offend some people!  We were not allowed to have a Christmas tree this year for the same reason.  Surely we are all British so why would anyone be offended by our flag, I am going to celebrate St George's day by encouraging everyone to wear red & white.  I expect to be asked not to encourage this in case I offend anyone.  For a company that tries so hard to be PC surely this is racism at its very worst!
Name Supplied
11.04.06
Unfortunately, I work in a very politically-correct field (support work with people with learning disabilities), and this means we mustn't be judgemental about any of our clients when entering anything in their records, even when we have been on the receiving end of verbal abuse, which is quite often.  In a recent discussion with a manager during my supervision on this issue, I was told that we have to make allowances for the fact that the people we work with have had a hard life in institutions.  To me this won't wash.  Basically, it gives the clients licence to say anything they want with no redress.  A client can steal or cause damage, or not pay their rent, and get away with it, because they are considered 'vulnerable'.  It is just another example of the abdication of responsibility which goes hand in hand with political correctness.  I am so fed-up with it, that I am considering giving up my job.  I would like to wish you all the best in your campaign to rid us of this cancer, which along with the obsession with health 'n' safety is ruining this country.
Name and Address Supplied
25.03.06
I'm a cardiologist and treat people of every background, rich and poor. Last week I got a stern lecture from a  Japanese- American patient because he heard me refer to someone else as an "Oriental gentleman."  This man was livid, and told me that the correct term is " Asian American."  I turns out that the patient in question has only been in the US 5 years, and only spoke very little English.
Kenneth Forman
USA
24.03.06
In a staff survey I wanted to be called 'English' but wasn't allowed to be. Anthony Stokes
Essex
24.03.06
My son is a music teacher. When he started his first job, he was told he could not teach his pupils "Baa baa black sheep", but had to use Baa baa HAPPY sheep". Eric Moir
24.03.06
Last year at my college in Angus I was a part of a group who had to come up with a mock advert.  I told my group "right lets get our heads together and brainstorm".  On hearing this my tutor said that we're no meant to say that (brainstorming) anymore as it could offend Epileptics.
Name Supplied
23.03.06
My grandson was being taught "Baa Baa White Sheep" at school so I bought him a nursery rhyme book with the original rhyme.  My daughter is concerned that he will be told off but I have told him to tell the teacher that he has a nursery rhyme book at Nanny's with "Black Sheep" in.
Diane Northcott
Norfolk
11.03.06
My daughter was at a Further Education College in Kent.  I was very shocked when she told me that they were not allowed to refer to "black" trousers as it was considered racist.  The students had to describe trousers as dark instead.  She also said one day, "I fell on my head when I was a small child and I've never been the same since".  The tutor was angry and said that she should not make light of disabilities.  My daughter got distinctions on her course but left the college without going any further because she could not face another year with the same teacher.
Sue
Kent
16.01.06
I am from New Zealand and 71 years of age.  I feel the whole world around me has gone mad with the emphasis on Political Correctness.  This year the Salvation Army carol singers didn't come round at Christmas as we have non-Christians living in the street and somebody thought that they might have been offended.
Patricia Spray
New Zealand
13.01.06
I am 16 years old and an atheist but I don't mind nor am I offended by referring to Christmas as Christmas.  This year at school we did not have a Christmas tree.  To the untrained eye the tree might have looked like a Christmas tree but it was, in fact, as the sign pointed out a "Non-denominational Winter Solstice Evergreen Tree".
Seb
London
08.01.06
I recently taught a small group of adults.  I was asked by the education team to refer to them as 'learners' rather than students.
 
My argument against such nonsense is that one can study until one is blue in the face but it doesn't necessarily mean that one has learnt anything.  Students do not necessarily learn!
 
A student is a potential learner, not an automatic learner.
John Jameson-Davis
08.12.05
I was shocked to see on a job application form for the Immigration Service an extended "Equal Opportunities" section. Not only did the section ask me my "gender status", ethnic origin and any disabilities but it also asked me about my sexuality...whether I'm straight, gay or bi??? I'm now worried that I might not get the job because I am "White British" but I'm also worried that I'll be patronised by being offered the job because I'm gay. As far as I'm concerned the state should have nothing to do with my private life whatsoever, and that I should be considered for the position based entirely on ability and merit...not my sexuality, race or religion.
 
I'm completely against political correctness because I believe in freedom of speech/ opinion and I completely don't mind if someone is against my sexuality or wants to make jokes about gays because everyone is entitled to an opinion and a sense of humour. "Minority groups" do not need to be patronised, as I can use my own two feet to progress in world...so PC brigade, just back off!
Andy
Essex
05.12.05
My ten year old daughter has recently been a victim of bullying and intimidation at her primary school.  It began last December when the main instigator, a very disruptive boy from a troubled background, hit her in front of teaching staff and later, after she'd reported the incident, was intimidated during lessons, at a school disco and at an after school club.  Three incidents were recorded with the Headmaster and the school club in one month alone.  Since then things seemed to have calmed down but at the time I was told this boy 'had behavioural problems'.   Unfortunately, this problem has risen again and during the past three weeks her life has been made a misery by the same lad and one of his cronies - stealing her homework, marking her work incorrectly so she'd get a low mark in class and intimidating her.  I immediately wrote to the Headmaster (I was refused an urgent appointment with the headmaster, Deputy and teacher) and received a response which stated the boy wasn't disruptive, that there weren't any problems with him during class and the teaching staff didn't have any concerns or issues.  My daughter was told to move to another table which made her feel she was the troublemaker while this boy continues to sit with his cronies.  My bright and bubbly daughter is losing confidence in her work abilities and is beginning to dislike school while the bullies go unpunished, unnamed and are protected by the schools political correctness. 
Amanda
18.11.05
I have recently had the number plates from my car stolen. On discovering this I dutifully called Avon and Somerset Police to report the crime. I was asked for my name, address and had to describe what had happened. The fourth question I was asked was what my ethnic origins were.  Upon stating "white" I was asked a fifth question: "be more specific white French or White British or something else"! I was astounded and asked how this was relevant.  I was simply told that the Home Office requires that these questions be asked. Only then did they come to far less important matters like which figures were on the number plate and where the car was parked and had I seen anyone suspicious etc! Clearly the hue of the car owner's skin is by far the most important factor when catching number plate thieves!
Clare Sims
Bristol
10.11.05
Letter from Chairman of Guy's and St Thomas' NHS Trust is signed "Chairman" not "Chair" (or even "Chairwoman").  Parts of the letter - dated 4 November - are copied below:

 

Three cheers for Patricia Moberly!

NHS Trust Letter
08.11.05
Click the picture below to see a larger version of this Union Jack pumpkin - from Canada!
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Paul M
Canada
08.11.05
We were all drunk at our BBQ, and decided to go round the table singing a nursery rhyme. I chose Baa baa black sheep, but no sooner had I uttered this line, one of the 13 year old girls screamed at me "NO, that's racist, you should sing baa baa grey sheep".
 
So, I told her to concentrate more on her maths and english than her music lessons....unbelievable, the utter rubbish that they are filling the kids heads with!
Teresa
07.11.05
We watch from our happy flat in Ibiza the fearful things that are going on in the UK. When we lived in London the Ocean Cruising Club to which I belong used to have fun "get togethers" where we all took some food and wine along for a convivial evening.  The latest notice I have had for a rather more formal "get together" states that the club cannot be held responsible for any injury or loss sustained.  Next thing - we won't dare take crew on our boats in case they get hit by a broom or fall overboard!
Name and address supplied
05.11.05
My half sister Chereece is Black (oh sorry I mean without milk) and I her brother am white. I love my sister so much we have grown up together and I would do anything for her. She decided to go and work for the council landing a highly paid good job with holidays, flexibility and a pension. She was so happy. However the council's paranoid anti-racist stance has actually forced her to leave because she felt so intimidated and segregated and funnily enough is considering suing for racial harassment. 

It all started with the black coffee and how it was racially offensive.  My sister explained that it didn't bother her but she was told it was racist and she would be put on a disciplinary for racism if she said it again. 

The council loved diversity the only things they could talk to her about was how it was great how apartheid ended in South Africa and how they always wanted to go to Africa despite my sister's father coming from St Kitts. They said how they loved rap and r and b and spoke about nothing else but 'black' things. They told my sister that it was offensive if an office worker said 'bad egg' cause it could be construed to be calling her an offensive word.   One staff member was on the phone and used the word 'nitty gritty' 7 times and was fired and ordered to apologise to my sister despite my sister saying she didn't understand what was going on. Apparently it has its origins in the slave trade. So thank you PC brigade - your anti-racist policy has done more harm than good.

Alex
Cardiff
02.11.05
I accompanied my daughter to our local swimming pool for a special swimming class for babies - my grandson being around 3 months old at the time. When I tried to photograph him I was presented with a form asking for my particulars.  I was 67 years old at the time and walking with the aid of a stick.  I came away feeling I had been assaulted.  I have not been back since and neither has my daughter.
Mary Wiedman
Hemel Hempstead
02.11.05
I recently went to apply to the Surrey Police Force but was met with this - "We have temporarily frozen recruitment until further notice due to the high calibre of applications received.  Surrey Police would, however, welcome interest from the following under-represented groups: Ethnic Minorities, Gay, Lesbian and Disabled."
Steven
Surrey
30.10.05
I work in a school as a Learning Support Assistant. Two weeks a go a boy of Afghan background vandalised a door and his classmates were asked to identify him. A very responsible girl wrote a statement in which she named the culprit and described him as Pakistani. The very PC head of year gave the girl a detention for 'racism' as according to the PC teacher the girl should have said south Asian....I kid you not.
 
A member of the technical staff who witnessed the boy vandalize the door told the boy off and described his behaviour as 'idiotic'. The boy had also verbally abused the technician and used anti-white racist abuse and made a threat to 'beat up' the technician.
 
The technician was disciplined for the use of the word idiotic and had to apologise to the Afghan who had verbally abused him and used racist anti-white language. 
 
The Afghan on the other hand was let off with a warning. He was withdrawn from certain subjects he disliked and was assigned a culturally sensitive support assistant to 'help him' overcome been called idiotic.
 
Anna
Hillingdon
29.10.05
I recently attended a Sunday morning school rugby game in which my sixteen year old son was playing. I, like a number of parents, was taking photos when I was suddenly asked by a bearded middle-aged wonder if I would give him the film out of my camera as I was committing an offence under the Children's Act. Horrified, I exclaimed that I was merely taking pictures of my son but he retorted that not only was my son in the picture but other youngsters (players) as well. Incensed that I should be considered a pervert I offered him the chance to take the film from me but that the film and the camera may end up in a place where the sun rarely shines to which he hastily declined my offer and went on to harass the next parent. Amazingly, it is this man's job on a Sunday morning, to go around all sports pitches telling parents not to take photos of their sprogs, what next, a law that says you must never make eye contact with anyone!!!!
Lyndon Harris
Devon
19.10.05
As a member of an Housing Association Tenants Committee, we have been told to favour people from ethnic minority groups before the normal applicants. I think this is unfair and is racialist. Name and Address Supplied
Pembrokeshire
17.10.05
Working alongside many ex-armed forces colleagues in London Ambulance Service at Romford Ambulance Station we were saddened and disappointed when our station manager recently removed the Royal Navy Ensign, The RAF Ensign and the Army flags from the male changing rooms.
Details supplied
Romford
17.10.05
The following happened to me in WH Smith in Newcastle:

"Please could I have some blackboard chalk?"

"It is not blackboard chalk - it is chalkboard chalk"

"Please could I have some chalk then?"

"Do you require WHITE or COLOURED chalk?"

Have you ever known anything so ridiculous?
A Robinson
Newcastle
11.10.05
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